Your favorite publications review locations on campus

Stewie Porch 

“A true respite from the chaotic world of the quad … The sweet smell of weed lingers long after in your memory.” –Good Homes Magazine

“Completely enthralling … Tantalizing … Addictive … With every puff … I  found myself… more deeply immersed … In …” –The LA Times

“The seclusion of your dorm room meets “A Room With a View” … Don’t come to Stewie Porch without the intent of coming to stay.” –Entertainment Weekly

“I am not exaggerating when I say that Stewie Porch was the highest highlight of my year… I laughed… I cried… I lost 20 pounds.” –O, Oprah Magazine

Treehouse

“Rugged … Gritty… This hiker found the trek through the mountain pass behind the baseball diamond and the winding residential ravine to be exhausting — yet pleasing — to both the soul of the body and the sole of the foot … An aphrodisiac for the wanderlust-er … the architecture of the home itself draws the gaze of the observer upwards to the protruding balcony, lined with dirty jerseys, empty bottles, and a lone, half-eaten mozzarella stick … Breath-taking …” -National Geographic

Single stall bathroom on the main floor of the library

“More than a relief … Cathartic in its complexity of sensations, both physical and intellectual.” –The Guardian

“The Stall is a work of genius … Myron Hunt has outdone himself once again … perhaps rivals Duchamp’s urinal” –Harper’s Magazine

“A hidden treasure … The Stall, an oasis of tile and porcelain, is a local spot filled with the charm and comfort that transports me to my times of travel when I relieve myself at the Four Seasons and the Ritz-Carlton.” –Ariana Huffington, Huffington Post

“Expect miracles when you enter The Stall … Find yourself both literally and figuratively in a myriad of reflective surfaces … The Stall will empty you out and fill you up again in a way that “Eat Pray Love” merely attempted to do, but failed.” –O, The Oprah Magazine

Johnson media wall

“An ontological firebird … descending to the viewer who is simultaneously … interpolated as the reader and the read … With each rapid cycling, a staggering semiological importance …  is delivered by an abundance of archetypal narratives … converging … and diverging … Then the whole thing turns red and its really distracting … Miraculous …” -New Literary History

“A disgrace …” –Vogue

“An absolute symphony … The Media Wall is media at its best…true and honest in its visual and textual representation … breathtakingly insightful.” –Publisher Weekly

“The Media Wall does what media should do … What that is … I am not exactly sure …But it certainly appears to be doing something … Johnson Hall proves, once again, immense competency in a range of endeavors.” –People Magazine

Sycamore Glen

“The space is spacious … The foliage, while not ‘lush’ or ‘verdant’ per se, is objectively there, providing permeating lighting … Restroom facilities (port-a-potties) are ergonomic, providing a cozy respite from whatever KOXY event is currently transpiring … A well-rounded and effervescent mis-en-scene, to be sure … Exhilarating …” -NPR