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The hike from hell

Joel Saarinen - November 27, 2017

All interviews in this article are fictional. Any parallels to any persons living (or dead) are purely coincidental. Upper-campus residents are easily recognizable. Behind their endlessly...

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Opinion | Opinions are awful

Kristine White - November 27, 2017

Every day in class I’m expected to “participate” and “share my thoughts” on readings — that I didn’t do — in the name of...

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Cannabis Energy energizes student body

Matthew Reagan - November 14, 2017

The unexpected addition of the new Cannabis Energy drink at the Tiger Cooler this week has the Occidental student body buzzed. Cannabis Energy's website explains that...

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“I’m a non-denominational interfaith center,” says building shaped like a cross

Gregory Feiner - November 14, 2017

The following is the transcript of an interview between Weekly reporter Greg Feiner and the Herrick Interfaith Center (the literal building). The transcript has...

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Oxy dorm rooms listed on Airbnb

Zach Goodwin - October 3, 2017

Ethereal ambience in a modest setting Berkus House Escape the hustle and bustle of Oxy with a retreat to this oasis just off campus. This...

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A look inside Oxy’s unofficial social media

Varty Yahjian - October 3, 2017

Oxy Confessions Ever wanted a way to profess your unrequited crush? To acknowledge the girl that got stuck holding the door open for you and...

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Cynical campus squirrel contemplates life

Gregory Feiner - October 2, 2017

Nutters T. Squirrelstein heard the three quick squeaks from the foreman at the acorn gathering fields, signalling that it was time for lunch. Cheeks...

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Party themes that sound fun on the invite but are clear cries for help once you arrive

Gregory Feiner - September 26, 2017

Spice Girls You love the Spice Girls! But when you get there, dressed in your best 90s clothes, you realized you have vastly over-estimated your...

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A Definitive Guide to the Bathrooms of Oxy

Natalie Ray - September 25, 2017

When nature calls, we've all gotta answer. With large water bottle in hand, I undertook the dangerous but educational task of wandering around campus for an hour looking...

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