Samuel Page
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New students only: what to do in Los Angeles!
Orientation Week has come and gone, and fall semester is in full swing! As a new student, it’s important to get a sense of what...
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Random bleak statement or Russian literature?
Are you a strapping young academic, confident in your ability to identify an excerpt of Russian literature vs. an entirely made-up bleak statement? Take...
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Spring cleaning tips
It’s that time of year again! Birds are chirping, chipmunks are frolicking and you’re ready for some rejuvenating spring cleaning. While the wonderful weather...
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Class registration at the Academy of Athens
SOCRATES: If you have understood me well, my student Plato, you now see that it is by no means the physical objects of this...
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Area college student hailed as local hero for donating blood once
EAGLE ROCK, Calif. Taking a charitable stance in a world rife with cynicism and destitution, a local college hero took 15 precious minutes out...
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So you’ve remembered Valentine’s Day an entire week (and one day) late. Now what?
We’ve all been there. You just forgot! Simply forgot. Somehow, Valentine’s Day completely slipped your mind, and you’ve only just remembered it today, an...
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The author in conversation with his future self
I’ve been trying to get to know Myself for quite some time. As a recently turned twenty-year-old student, I'm told that now is the...


