Genevieve Babcock

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Famous authors comment on graduating from college

Judy Blume: "Are you there God? It's me, a graduating senior. I just told my parents I want to get an MFA in poetry. Please...

How to: darty and make it to the narty

Hawaiian shirts, denim cutoffs and, if you're lucky, kegs. Welcome to darty season. For those who don't spend their weekends binge drinking, "darty" is...

“Two weeks until you move in with your parents” crossword

Across 2. Who isn’t your commencement speaker and never will be 5. Commencement planning committee has created an extreme shortage of these 6. Something you still don't...

I went to the “urban sweat lodge” Selena Gomez swears by

I tend to enjoy frivolous things in the name of self-improvement, making me an ideal candidate to try Shape House, an “urban sweat lodge”...

The five stages of senior comps

Here are the five inevitable stages of comps, as told by someone who began researching and writing their senior comprehensive "thesis" only eleven days...

Open letter to the person who ejaculated onto a bunch of our stuff

Dear person who ejaculated onto a bunch of our stuff, Hi. It’s me, Genevieve. I’m the Humor editor for the Weekly, a Cancer (with a...

Lucifer searches Whitehouse.gov for return policy on recently purchased souls

UNDERWORLD, i.e. HELL. — The bureaucracy of the Underworld is stagnant. Lucifer, dissatisfied with a recent batch of purchased souls, is scouring Whitehouse.gov for...