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The hike from hell

All interviews in this article are fictional. Any parallels to any persons living (or dead) are purely coincidental. Upper-campus residents are easily recognizable. Behind their endlessly...

Opinion | Opinions are awful

Every day in class I’m expected to “participate” and “share my thoughts” on readings — that I didn’t do — in the name of...

Cannabis Energy energizes student body

The unexpected addition of the new Cannabis Energy drink at the Tiger Cooler this week has the Occidental student body buzzed. Cannabis Energy's website explains that...

“I’m a non-denominational interfaith center,” says building shaped like a cross

The following is the transcript of an interview between Weekly reporter Greg Feiner and the Herrick Interfaith Center (the literal building). The transcript has...

Creating a password for your oxy.edu Gmail account

Isabella, an incoming first year at Occidental College, is creating a password for her new Gmail account. Please create a password. isabella1998 That’s a little weak. Your...

Class registration at the Academy of Athens

SOCRATES: If you have understood me well, my student Plato, you now see that it is by no means the physical objects of this...

The Accidental Weekly

Huh?  You really think there's an online version of the Accidental Weekly?     (scroll down) (keep scrolling) Download PDF here 😉 Ha! not this one. (keep scrolling) (don't give up! keep scrolling) (almost...

The Weekly presents: An insider’s look at editing night

In honor of April Fool’s day and annual issue of The Accidental Weekly, the editorial staff at the Weekly thought we’d share a glimpse...

Your favorite publications review locations on campus

Stewie Porch  “A true respite from the chaotic world of the quad … The sweet smell of weed lingers long after in your memory.” –Good...

Better book pairings

Like fine wines and cheeses, there are some books that, when read together, make each other sing. Always esoteric and gregarious, we at the...

Oxy’s Snowden: ASOC whistleblows, ResEd balks

Feb. 18, members of Residential Education and Housing Services (REHS) staff bowed down at the feet of ASOC President Paul Charbonneau (sophomore) in the...

I went to the “urban sweat lodge” Selena Gomez swears by

I tend to enjoy frivolous things in the name of self-improvement, making me an ideal candidate to try Shape House, an “urban sweat lodge”...