Humor
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The hike from hell
All interviews in this article are fictional. Any parallels to any persons living (or dead) are purely coincidental. Upper-campus residents are easily recognizable. Behind their endlessly...
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Opinion | Opinions are awful
Every day in class I’m expected to “participate” and “share my thoughts” on readings — that I didn’t do — in the name of...
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Cannabis Energy energizes student body
The unexpected addition of the new Cannabis Energy drink at the Tiger Cooler this week has the Occidental student body buzzed. Cannabis Energy's website explains that...
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“I’m a non-denominational interfaith center,” says building shaped like a cross
The following is the transcript of an interview between Weekly reporter Greg Feiner and the Herrick Interfaith Center (the literal building). The transcript has...
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Area college student hailed as local hero for donating blood once
EAGLE ROCK, Calif. Taking a charitable stance in a world rife with cynicism and destitution, a local college hero took 15 precious minutes out...
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The five stages of senior comps
Here are the five inevitable stages of comps, as told by someone who began researching and writing their senior comprehensive "thesis" only eleven days...
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So you’ve remembered Valentine’s Day an entire week (and one day) late. Now what?
We’ve all been there. You just forgot! Simply forgot. Somehow, Valentine’s Day completely slipped your mind, and you’ve only just remembered it today, an...
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Liberal Arts pick up lines
1. It’s categorically imperative that we go out. I Kant tell you why. 2. Like a job after college, you are unattainable. 3. Are you part...
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Open letter to the person who ejaculated onto a bunch of our stuff
Dear person who ejaculated onto a bunch of our stuff, Hi. It’s me, Genevieve. I’m the Humor editor for the Weekly, a Cancer (with a...
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Lucifer searches Whitehouse.gov for return policy on recently purchased souls
UNDERWORLD, i.e. HELL. — The bureaucracy of the Underworld is stagnant. Lucifer, dissatisfied with a recent batch of purchased souls, is scouring Whitehouse.gov for...
