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Dear Editor,
I am currently a resident of Wylie Hall on the floor where the men’s singles are located. One of the things that have annoyed me during the past few weeks is the total lack of care given to the bathroom. I am friends with most of the students occupying the singles and they share my concerns. None of us are responsible for the total disregard taken by the people sharing my floor, because we’ve discussed this in private and are equally appalled by it. Here’s the deal:
There are multiple occurrences where someone has failed to lift the toilet seat to urinate. That would be fine and dandy if they had the pinpoint accuracy of Hawkeye, Green Arrow, or even Bull’s Eye from the DC and Marvel Universe. No, that’s not the case. You’d think that they were aiming for the seat judging from the mess that they’ve made.
To top things off, after they’ve turned the toilet seat into a yellow mess, they don’t even bother to clean it up with toilet paper. What’s worse is that the guys sharing my floor take monster dumps and don’t flush it. I don’t know about you, but I really hate seeing a soggy mess wait for me when I’m about to make an emergency run. Is it really that hard to flush?
Forgetting to do so is like not remembering to wipe yourself. Most of the students occupying my dorm are returning classmen, so it’s not like they have the excuse of being na’ve and ignorant freshmen (I’m sorry, first-years). Can y’all do me a favor and republish your article on Oxy Potty Training 101? I think there are some students out there who could use a refresher.
Finally, Who the heck opens a can of tuna in the bathroom and proceeds to dump the juice into the sink and leave the discarded can in the trash? It smells like death.
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